like yeah okay

orcboxer:
I like personality quizzes in theory but in practice I just get irritated by the semantic ambiguity of literally every question. “On a spectrum from scientific to artistic what are you” motherfucker I literally wax poetic about the laws of thermodynamics where the fuck does that land on your spectrum
“are you more strict or lenient” ABOUT WHAT???
“are you more juvenile or mature” BY WHAT STANDARD???
“are you more red or blue” I’M GONNA FUCK

memewhore:

why-bless-your-heart:

rabbiteclair:
you know when somebody says this that they mean either a short amount of time, a long amount of time, or maybe just neither
(via @awesomebutunpractical)

quendergeer:

gallusrostromegalus:
the-last-hair-bender:
tygermama:
“We heard youse are behind on your payments to Fat Tony.”
I ALMOST SPIT MY ROOTBEER
“Think you’re all aesthetic, huh? A real instagram Wiseguy! You want something to blog about? We’ll give ya something to blog about!”
the nature of tumblr is such that every few years it will independently invent goodfeathers

arachnids-ggrip:

coomed:
*right clicks you and looks through your files*
*all you find is this image*

signorformica:

Ravi Zupa: Cats matchboxes & prints . A collaboration with Arna Miller • via Bibliothèque Infernale on FB

babyanimalgifs:

It’s kind of sad that this sheep is far more photogenic than I’ll ever be😭😂

pleasedonotcallmyduckagoose:

adz:
sopranofemme:
adz:
no caption can possibly make this funnier
happy birthday ole worm
happy birthday ole worm

sketiana:

programmerhumour:
Somebody: Excel is a very clever app. Excel:
excel is right this is exactly how 2020 feels

shoelace-and-friends:

lucklesslavender:
I’m just going to assume this is how church works in the Cars universe

yllcm:

if you decide to unmute anything on this hellsite today please for the love of god let it be this